Learning curve…

People say that having a child teaches you so much, and that their children end up teaching them more then they teach them.  While I agree with that in many aspects, I would argue that having children also makes you question yourself in many ways, and challenges your idea of what you know.  However, here are a few things I know now that I didn’t know five years ago.  I might need to amend this list and I get more enlightened…

  • I can shower, get dressed and ready for the day in the amount of one episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
  • Baby wipes can be used for last-minute dusting, and can miraculously clean up most mysterious stains on rugs and carpets.
  • The dust buster is the Best Invention Ever.  Ours recently bit the dust, and it was as if our house became engulfed in a Crumb Storm with the force of a tornado.
  • Those pre-baby jeans up on the shelf that I keep thinking one day my hips will shrink so that I can wear?  Forget it.  In to the Goodwill bin you go!
  • Little shrieks can be the most irritating and the most enjoyable sound on the planet.
  • One thing creates fights.  Two of the same thing creates more junk but less hassle.
  • Never underestimate the power of ice cream bribes.

Comments

  1. Just found your site on Bloggy Moms!

    Great list! I have learned many things as well. Things like what every single food tastes like cold, and more about bodily functions than I ever wanted to know.
    Jody
    http://onepracticalwoman.blogspot.com/

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  2. Isn’t it bizarre how nonchalant we have to become about excrement and vomit? Thanks for stopping by, Jody!

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  3. I also just found you on Bloggy Moms and can relate to many things on that list. There are new things to be learned everyday. No matter how bad a day you have a simple hug and smile from my little ones make it all better.

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  4. Thanks for stopping by! You’re so right…it’s the little things that make it worth while. I’m off to dream of Nutella french toast…

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  5. LOL. Agree with all of those things! Following you now from Bloggy Moms. Stop by my blog this weekend and you can join my brandnew hop! “Sit & Relax weekend hop”. We’d love to have you! And I’m sure your dancing is beautiful!
    Michelle
    http://www.heartfeltbalancehandmadelife.blogspot.com

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  6. Thank you for stopping by, Michelle! Welcome! Will stop by the hop at some point this weekend…sounds like fun.

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  7. Sounds like you are enjoying mommyhood. I is a special time in your life and goes by so fast enjoy it while you can. Love your blog!
    I am following you from the Sit and Relax Weekend Blog Hop. Follow me please.

    http://itsabouttimemamaw.blogspot.com/

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